I quickly ran outside to get the morning paper. I come back inside and my 3 year is no longer sitting at the table eating her breakfast. I hear her upstairs in the bathroom.
Me: "Honey what are you doing?"
3 yr old: "I'm going poop."
I frantically run up the stairs. Just as I get into the doorway, she's sliding off her toddler toilet seat.
Me: "Noooooo, Don't get off the toilet until I wipe."
Of course, It's too late.
3 yr old: "Why?"
Me: "Because...."
She turns around to see poo smeared on the seat.
3 yr old: "Yuk."
I guess she'll only learn by experience right?
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